radiobread2: i am feeling down will someone please feel me up
Me: *waiting to be attractive*
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philjayr: girls are complicated. guys are complicated. What can I say, people are complicated.
*runs from cops in light up sketchers*
onepaidassnigga: dont trust anyone who wears pants that covers their shoes
philjayr: Give me a reason to stay in your life. I will leave without hesitancy.
Mom: You do nothing all day
Me: I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
Me: I regenerate cells
Me: I transmit nerve signals to my brain
Me: I digest food
Me: How is that nothing
English Commentators: he runs up and he makes the goal. What a nice goal that was.
Hispanic Commentators: corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!......QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!!
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
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